Wait, wait, wait...You BROKE your arm getting something to drink?! Like TWO FUCKing Bones?! And You played CS all night instead of seeking medical fucking attention?!

2 things about that statement I would like to address.

The first is, how do you break you arm sitting down and reaching for a drink? For some reason I can't wrap my head around that.

The second would be that, you sir are a scholar and gentleman for playing cs all night instead of getting your arm in a cast, I've never heard of such dedication.

Ok, so...I was in the middle of a match, but I was really thirsty. I booked it down stairs into the kitchen to get something to drink, and there was a puddle of water in front of the fridge. I slipped, landed straight on my arm, and then went on to finish the match. I had plenty of time to go to the hospital the next day.

We should have sent you a trophy... go sammy

That aint nuthin...i played one handed before...if you know what i mean